Apparently, Tim Connolly does exist. For some reason it's easier to believe that he's always been just a mirage. You see him in the distance, become ecstatic and jump for joy in the anticipation of getting to him... and then, as soon as you're within earshot of him, POOF! He disappears.So, the Sabres have to win this game. Not only are they fresh off a loss to the LOLightning, but TC is back in the lineup. Victory guaranteed. Right? RIGHT?!
At least if they lose, a victory for the Bills tomorrow is guaranteed! I mean, come on, we all saw last season how a Saturday Sabres win secured a Bills loss and how a Saturday Sabres loss made the Bills game a must-see.
So, Tim Connolly, please don't be an idiot, and please last longer than three minutes and twenty-seven seconds in this game. I'd actually love to see you play in twenty games this season. That, to me, would be a smashing success. Also. Just as it was up to Derek Roy and Maxim Afinogenov to win the game against the Lightning to prevent seeing bodies floating in the water outside their condos the next day (seriously why has that not been in the news at all? MASSIVE cover-up), so it is your responsibility to ensure a win tonight, and for the same reason.
I will actually try to take notes during this game...
